Happy Cow

Happy Chinese "Niu" Year to everyone!! ("Niu" is the Chinese word for Cow or Ox and this year is the Year of the Ox. "Niu" is pronounced almost the same as "new" so it's a rather funny Chinese/English pun.)

Edit: After seeing my blog, my dad told me "Happy Moo Year." Maybe we should leave the puns at that.

The Audacity of [Censored]

Since I'm on vacation right now and I was out of town for a couple days, I've sort of lost track of which day of the week it is. I totally forgot that the inauguration had taken place until I got in a taxi and the driver (after going through the typically litany of conversation start-up questions) asked me about "my America's" new president (in Chinese they always use "our" and "yours" when talking about the countries we come from--"our China, your America"). After getting back home, I consulted foreignpolicy.com (and a calender) and got reconnected to the outside world.

[As a side note, conversations in Chinese taxis are some of the most interesting Chinese practice I get and one of the best ways to get a feel for what the "typical" Chinese reaction is to just about any subject. And, in general, the taxis drivers are usually overly complimentary about my faltering, limited Chinese skills which is always a confidence booster since I run out vocabulary very quickly when the topic approaches politics or the economy.]

Not all that surprisingly, Obama's speech was censored when it was broadcast on CCTV and when it was later translated into Chinese. Here's the article about it from Foreign Policy. Oh and I stole borrowed their title for my blog post since I thought it was catchy and funny.

China Censors Obama's Inaugural Address

Watch the youtube clip. Do normal Chinese viewers not wonder what's up when they cut out like that and everyone looks flustered and the news anchor asks a completely unrelated question?

And, the Chinese officials have to see the irony in censoring out a line that says, "those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history." . . . or maybe they don't. I guess they'd rather run the risk of being on the wrong side of history (in the future) for being on the right side of power (in the present).

Chinglish Signs in Xi Shuang Ban Na

Some of the signs in the Elephant Nature Preserve were rather amusing.


The Chinese on this one says "Garbage has a home I can/will send it to. You, me, him (way of expressing "everyone") protect the environment." I love it that "garbage" got translated "refuse" but it comes across as /ri-fyooz/ not /ref-yoos/ in the sign :)

This one should say "We only have one earth. Please take care of the forests."
Translation for this one should be "Wild elephants live here so pay attention and be safe."
And this is just funny . . .

Xi Shuang Ban Na

This past week, I made a trip down to the far SW part of my province, not too far from the borders of Myanmar and Laos to an area called Xi Shuang Ban Na. Although on a map, the distance looks like you should be able to cover it in just a couple hours, there aren't direct highways and some stretches of the road aren't much more than bumpy dirt paths (very bumpy!!). Combined that with curvy mountain roads and stops for food and bathrooms, the trip actually took 10 - 12 hours. Mary Beth and Jennifer (friends from Yichang) took a flight to get down to XSBN. Katie, Dave, and I along with our Chinese friends Jason (who's from that area) and Karry hired a Chinese mini van--complete with a driver and his wife--to make the trip to XSBN.


On the way there we crossed what was labeled as the "highest bridge in the world." I took that to mean they were measuring the distance from the bridge to the ground, not the altitude of the bridge. I am always slightly dubious when it comes to Chinese claims on world superlatives, so I'll have to do some research into world-wide bridge heights .


We visited a beautiful tropical botanical garden area.
Although rationally I know this is completely fallacious, I always pictured rubber trees as being made out of rubber--so that the trees were flexible and "boingy." But in reality, rubber trees are hard like all other trees and it's the sap that rubber is made from. This was my first time to see rubber tapping.Elephant show in the Nature Preserve.

We got to stay in Tree Houses in the Nature Preserve--Swiss Family Robinson style (hmmmm, should I say Chinese Family Wang style? Ha, doesn't quite have the same ring). It was primitive and basic but fun for one night. One problem, when you laid down at night in the bed, you could feel the whole tree house swaying back and forth . . . rather disconcerting. Felt like I was reliving last year's earthquake for a whole night.
There are lots of wild elephants in the Nature Preserve, so much so that you're not allowed off the walkway bridges in the tree houses between dusk and dawn. Sadly, we didn't see any elephants roaming around but we did see footprints.
And we saw monkeys!
These are leaf butterflies! How cool are they?! You really can't tell the difference between them and a brown dried leaf unless you get close enough to see it's body and legs.
Morning after staying in the tree houses, looking a bit groggy and disheveled.
I have more photos to post of the trip which I'll do over the next couple days. If you want to see an web album of all of my XSBN photos go to this link.

Xi Shuang Ban Na Web Album

January Flowers

Outside my apartment building there are several trees that bloomed about a week ago. The trees have beautiful pink flowers all over them. Coming from Indiana, I never expected to see trees covered in flowers in January!

International Gaming

Thanks to the miracles of technology, I got to play Trivial Pursuit with my dad and our family friends Dave and Fely Hawkins on New Years Day! We used Skype audio and video and dad set up the computer and so that the game board could be seen by the camera. Dave (China friend Dave, not Dave Hawkins) joined me and together with Fely (since she's from the Phillipines), we made the up the International Team and took on the American team of Dad and Dave. The International Team ended up losing, but we all had fun in the process :) I miss getting to play board games and cards with my family while I'm in China so it was nice to get to be included in the fun this time! It still amazes me that I can talk to and video call with my family on the other side of the world and it all can be done for absolutely free.

Getting "Treated" For Meals

Haven't really felt like Chines food the last few days so I've been enjoying being "treated" to meals thanks to all the great food that's been sent to me in my birthday and Christmas boxes!

Day before yesterday--
Easy Mac for supper courtesy of Kara
Hot Chocolate and fudge for dessert courtesy of Kara and Mom

Yesterday--
Starbucks coffee for breakfast courtesy of Grandma
Oatmeal for breakfast courtesy of Dad and Mom

Tuna for Lunch courtesy of Carma

Potato soup for supper courtesy of Bob and Debbie
Mini Reese's cups and mini Hersey's bars for dessert courtesy of Dad and Mom and Bob and Debbie

Today--
More Starbucks courtesy of Grandma
Pop-tart for breakfast courtesy of Dad and Mom

Left over potato soup for Lunch courtesy of Bob and Debbie

Yum!